— By the way, those OGs you love waxing on and on about all come here, split one sandwich and a free cup of water and then treat the rest of us like shit.
— So this is a war on poor people?
— No, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, Richie, and learning how to use the tablet.
my hobbies? uhh.. peeling back the layers…. uncovering metaphors.. mirroring…..connecting dots…..stuff like that
on my 398439th rewatch of go s2 and i noticed that the only two times EVER that crowley calls aziraphale by his name and not angel is when the angels and demons are in the bookshop in eps 5 & 6. he knows perfectly well he’s been using a pet name and can’t do it in front of their bitchy coworkers he’s down bad bad
the only way aziraphale knows how to compliment crowley is by telling him he’s good “deep down”, and it makes me so so sad like crowley calls him smart, funny, tells him he’s better than heaven, hypes him up for his weird silly little things like the magic show and aziraphale is still so tied to heaven that the only thing he can say to crowley is how nice he is. somebody sedate me
screaming my baby!!!! so cute and pure and innocent!!! at michael sheen’s aziraphale as if i hadn’t watched all of Masters of Sex and seen this man’s whole business several times
just so you know aziraphale and crowley’s break-up ratio is once per every 4 episodes
You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley
